Or is simply lame?
Disclaimer I am nowhere to be someone can claim knowing about legal stuff.
Sometime ago, maybe a couple of years, I recalled reading a request on a project which uses WTFPL, which stands for “Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License,” and the license read:
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE Version 2, December 2004 Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar <sam@hocevar.net> Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long as the name is changed. DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION 0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
That request was about changing to other license which doesn’t have F word in the license text and the title. I can’t say I second the request nor disagree with it. Legal stuff is serious thing, but by using such word, does that make the license void?
Back to the RSL, Rude Software License1 by Adam Hayward, it reads:
THE FUCKING LICENSE Copyright (c) 2012 [YOUR NAME HERE]. All rights reserved. So don't fuck with me. Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met: * If you redistribute the source code, it must include a copy of this fucking license. You can't fucking remove this license from the source. It fucking stays or I will fucking hurt you. * If you redistribute in binary form, the same goes. Put a fucking copy of this license in the fucking documentation or something. People need to read this shit. * And no, you fucking well can't use the name of the author to endorse or promote your shitty software or products. Seriously, why the fuck would you do that anyway? THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS FUCKING IS". OH, YOU WANT A WARRANTY? OH, YOU THINK JUST BY GETTING HOLD OF THIS SHIT IMPLIES A WARRANTY, MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE? YOU THINK YOUR FUCKING LAME "SAAS" WEBSITE IS GOING TO MAKE YOU A MILLIONAIRE, AND YOU WANT TO BLAME ME IF SHIT GOES WHACK? WELL FUCK YOU! IT FUCKING WELL DOES NOT! I TOTALLY DISCLAIM ANY OF THAT SHIT. LISTEN HARD: THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THAT I WILL BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANY OF THE CRAP YOU WANT TO TRY AND PIN ON ME: 1. I DISCLAIM DAMAGES OF ANY TYPE - DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL. WHO THE FUCK KNEW THAT THERE WERE SO MANY TYPES OF DAMAGES? AND YET HERE I AM DISCLAIMING THEM ALL. 2. IF YOU USE THIS SOFTWARE AND END UP HAVING TO BUY NEW SHIT, OR HIRE SOME ACNE-RIDDEN NERD TO FIX STUFF THAT WENT WRONG, OR IF SHIT GETS FUCKED UP SO BAD YOU HAVE DOWNTIME, WIPE YOUR DATA, LOSE PROFITS, OR SUDDENLY CAN'T ACCESS REDDIT.COM, I DON'T FUCKING CARE AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT. CONSIDER IT ALL DISCLAIMED, MUTHAFUCKER. 3. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING "THEORY" OF LIABILITY. YOUR THEORY OF LIABILITY IS NOT GOING TO SAVE YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I'M FUCKING DISCLAIMING LIABILITY RIGHT HERE; RIGHT NOW. THAT INCLUDES CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) AND THAT APPLIES TO ALL THE DAMAGES I MENTIONED ABOVE. EVEN IF I FUCKING TOLD YOU. EVEN IF I SAID "HEY, IF YOU USE THIS SOFTWARE, YOUR COMPUTER WILL BLOW UP". WHICH IT MIGHT. THE FUCKING END
If you have good eyes, you must have recognized the similarity to the New BSD License, as known as 3-clause license, only some unnecessary words and pronouns are inserted or changed, and, of course, the word “fuck” is used at exponential scale.
Honestly, I don’t think this license would be valid as open source, as I said in the opening, I don’t have knowledge about legal, therefore I could be very much wrong. But there are some legal terms, such as As is, and this license changed is to be “AS FUCKING IS.”
Would that promote a hearing about the definition of “FUCKING” in that term and the source of “AS FUCKING IS” since the term is quoted?
Can’t believe this is actually two years old, and just got trending. Maybe it’s not the license lame, but the trending system. For me, this license, if you can really call it that, it’s just a ten-minute entertainment for a morning cuppa.
[1] | https://github.com/adnam/Rude-Software-License is gone. |
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