I found GNU Tawhk Filters by accident, was lookin’ fawh somethin’ else. Right? In shawht, it’s a list of filters which would convert text into desired speech styles. Yuh got me so fahr? Dere are commands, like, uhh:

command description
austro Austrian (Ahhhhnold)
b1ff B1FF of Usenet yore
brooklyn Brooklyn accent
chef Swedish Chef (from The Muppet Show)
cockney Londoner accent
drawl Southern drawl
dubya George “Dubya” Bush
fudd Elmer Fudd (from the Looney Tunes cartoons)
funetak Thick Asian accent
jethro Jethro from The Beverly Hillbillies
jive 1970’s Jive
kraut German accent
pansy Effeminate male
pirate Pirate talk
postmodern Postmodernist talk (“Feminazi”)
redneck Country redneck
valspeak Valley talk
warez H4x0r code
wrap Word-wrap filter

1T CUD RUN L1KE:

% man ls | ./jive | ./wrap -w 78 | grep . | head

LS(1) Usa' Commands LS(1)
NAME ls - list directo'y contents
SYNOPSIS ls [OPTION]... [FILE]...
DESCRIPTION List info'mation about de FILEs (de current directo'y by
default). So't entries alphabetically if none uh -cftuvSUX no'
--so't is speci‐ fied. Word!
Mandato'y a'guments t' long options is mandato'y fo' sho't options too. Jes
hang loose, brotha'.
-some damn, --all do not igno'e entries sta'tin' with .
-A, --mos'-all do not list implied . an' ..

It probably vas born in 1998, accordinkt to ze ChangeLog, ze latest r-r-release ist fersion 2.3.8 (2007-12-29), almost 7 years ago. W-r-ritten in K und maintained by Mark Lindner, licensed under ze GPLf2.

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Download GNU Talk Filters now! Please note that the filters contain language that some may find objectionable. They are provided uncensored, in their original form. By downloading this software, you agree to accept these terms. Source code and full documentation are included.

Ah kin’t say much ‘bout thuh offensive point, but yew’ve been warned fer downloadin’ GNU Tawk Filters.

Where is semiotically tted Kennedy LOLCAT?