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You know what it is, you can download the images on Bitbucket. I didn’t notice how bad looking that gradient in wallpaper form is, the poster with gradient looks fine. Don’t know why I made these wallpapers and posters, even I don’t use wallpaper and have no artistic genes. Last time, I made sketch-like wallpapers. I love embarrassing myself.

I saw there was a Google+ post via a post on Arch Linux forums, someone made a wallpaper for Ubuntu, which reads:

KEEP CALM AND RUN ubuntu.

I feel it’s lack of something, directly saying “RUN ubuntu” seems a bit of too tasteless or plain. Things like making a parody of Keep Calm and Carry On, you need to enrich it or spice it up if you will.

You must have a twist or a point makes viewer think before they get the idea, or it can easily be read as a joke. But “RUN ubuntu” is nothing like those.

I thought about what I would write for Gentoo Linux, then I made these. “SYNC AGAIN” doesn’t mean something bad about Gentoo, hope you don’t misinterpret it. If you are not a Gentoo user, then you probably don’t even know what “SYNC” means here, it’s like updating your binary-base package manager’s database.

Still don’t get it, go download Gentoo and try it out! Who would know? Maybe you will fall for the Magical Mighty Purple Power!

(I think I just coined something, MMPP, M2P2, M2P2, double-M-double-P, dMdP, DMDP)

I listened to this parody song Four-Gate You by Redditor Aurorous of F**k You By Cee-Lo Green while I was waiting for a StarCraft II tourney, The Gathering 2012, to get started on imba.tv¹.

This might sound nothing or lame for you, but even if you only watch SCII like me, who doesn’t even own a copy of that game, you will laugh at this song.

I was thinking if I should put this sound in SotD series, I thought what the heck, why not?

So, enjoy!

[1]	http://imba.tv/ is gone.

I know I am late for this one. Do really people cry with Someone Like You?

I think the parody of SNL skit is better, but the ice cream is better, I didn’t even notice there were ice cream on desk. Cake doesn’t fit into the stereotype, or that’s just television shows mess up with us?

You gotta have a fork with you, just in case you hear Someone Like You. ;)

“Everyone with a heart and an iTunes account does.” — SNL

Go check out first on GitHub.

At first glance of the title, even it's a bit of weird, I was kind of believing that was a valid document until I read the code 701. Then, I started laughing. Here is a list of my favorites:

• 72X - Edge Cases
  • 720 - Unpossible
  • 721 - Known Unknowns
  • 722 - Unknown Unknowns
  • 723 - Tricky
  • 724 - This line should be unreachable
  • 725 - It works on my machine
• 73X - Fucking
  • 735 - Fucking IE
  • 736 - Fucking Race Conditions
• 74X - Meme Driven
  • 742 - A kitten dies
• 76X - Substance-Affected Developer
  • 761 - Hungover
  • 762 - Stoned
  • 763 - Over-Caffienated
  • 764 - Under-Caffienated
• 77X - Predictable Problems
  • 777 - Coincidence
  • 779 - Off By Too Many To Count Error
• 78X - Somebody Else's Problem
  • 781 - Operations
  • 782 - QA
  • 783 - It was a customer request, honestly

Someone really needs to get this into standard. ;)

After the Google+ project, today we are happily announcing Blogger-! See the sneak preview of first feature below:


-Views: it means even more than 939,291,924

Every Blogger blogger will have exciting statistics for your posts, that is the view count you could never have before, -1!

-Comments: a better way to manage your comments

No more spams when you enable this new feature. And the comment box will be automatically disappeared from your blog, isn't that sweet?

-Square: shape your thoughts, with people matter less

A new place allows you to post thoughts in a newly designed square style page. Am innovative idea from our developers, we make page square, you shape your thought.

-Voids: creating an emptiness in discussion when you need it

This will help you a lot when your posts attract too much attention. By turning on it, you can ensure no more unnecessary attentions. Best of all, it's by post basis.

-Hangovers: beer/boozes delivery in 15 mins, delivery guarantee!

Feel frustration of blogging? Unsatisfied? Need to get wasted temporarily? You can even purchase best hangover solutions with small additional fee. Yes, we care about you!

-Immobility: limiting where you can blog and when!

Get addicted to blogging? Interfering your daily work?

Don't worry, your boss will not see you logging on Blogger with this feature on. You will be completely blocked from your account depending on your location and the time.

-You: personal opinion filter

The new editor will provide a new feature to filter out your personal opinions just as the spelling checker does, it even suggests better wording. You will become a part of our collective!

-+-+-: mpmpm

We have no idea what this feature is. Buy hey, you can have it!

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Again we have no *beep* idea what this is.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

7am, loading up the Google Code
Gotta be coding, gotta closes issues
Gotta have Bug, gotta have Feature
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, every bug’s excitin’
Gotta get down to the breakpoint
Gotta catch the exception, I see my bugs (My bugs)

Commentin’ on the new issue
Debuggin’ on the old issue
Gotta make my mind up
Which issue can I take?

It’s Wednesday, Wednesday
Gotta close issues on Wednesday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to new bugs, bugs
Wednesday, Wednesday
Gettin’ bugs on Wednesday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to new bugs

Codin’, codin’ (Yeah)
Codin’, codin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the new bugs

7:45, we’re codin’ on the halfway
Crashin’ so fast, I want time to debug
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My bug is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Commentin’ on the new issue
Debuggin’ on the old issue
Gotta make my mind up
Which issue can I take?

It’s Wednesday, Wednesday
Gotta close issues on Wednesday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to new bugs, bugs
Wednesday, Wednesday
Gettin’ bugs on Wednesday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to new bugs

Codin’, codin’ (Yeah)
Codin’, codin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Tuesday, Tuesday
Today i-is Wednesday, Wednesday (Codin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have bugs fixed today

Tomorrow is Thursday
And Friday comes after...wards
I don’t want this week to end

So checkin’ up the new bug (In the new issue)
In the old issue (In the old issue)
I’m codin’, fixin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Default branch, switchin’ branches
Wit’ a bug up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a new bug in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my commit, it’s Wednesday, it’s a bugday
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

It’s Wednesday, Wednesday
Gotta close issues on Wednesday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to new bugs, bugs
Wednesday, Wednesday
Gettin’ bugs on Wednesday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to new bugs

Codin’, codin’ (Yeah)
Codin’, codin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the new bugs

It’s Wednesday, Wednesday
Gotta close issues on Wednesday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to new bugs, bugs
Wednesday, Wednesday
Gettin’ bugs on Wednesday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to new bugs

Codin’, Codin’ (Yeah)
Codin’, codin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the new bugs

(Shoot, Google Code Hosting is still down... down... down...)

(It's so lame, I know. I got nothing better to do. ;)

I want to play Minecraft after I watched this video:

I have known this game Minecraft for some time, but never wanted to play it. I thought it might use too much of my brain.

But now, I want to shoot some arrows in the air and to make tons of TNT and to blow stuff up with those TNT. Not sure how this game plays, but I am sure I can do some damage. :)

(Hmm… I don’t like this “Also, please make sure you’re running the Sun JVM…”)